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The Harris/Walz Campaign Fortnite Map

In case you didn’t catch the news, and it feels like it wasn’t exactly, “big news”, the Harris/Walz campaign has launched a Fortnite map as part of their effort to promote the Presidential campaign.  This was met with many people asking why they would try to market to a bunch of kids, which was met with the appropriate response that, there are plenty of voting age adults who play Fortnite, and the game is old enough that a lot of people who started as kids, are also old enough to vote.

It’s still kind of debatable if this map will really have any effect on anything, probably not.  It’s also not 07the first time Presidential Candidates have tried to “attract the young people vote” using “young people things”.  Biden/Harris apparently had an Animal Crossing map, Sarah Palin had a weird Steampunk comic book.

Seriously though, just look at this…

Anyway, the Harris/Walz map is called “Freedom Town USA”, which is a bit unfortunate because if you search for “Harris” in the map search, you get all of these click bate games.  There’s like, 5 people on these clickbait maps though, so I guess it’s not really a big deal.  

To make things even easier, the map code for Freedom Town USA is 733155366547.  Just search on that.  That’s why we have map codes.

Anyway, the map itself.  Just before anyone gets some weird idea about how custom maps work in Fortnite, this is not a battle map.  There are no guns, the game itself isn’t even all about guns at it’s core anymore, it has LEGO and a Music mode and a racing mode, and many custom player created maps, often with no weapons like tycoon idle maps and obstacle course maps.

The Harris/Walz map is… sort of an obby map.  I guess.  One of the main modes I used to play was obstacle courses (Deathruns) and this one is extremely weak if it were part o that category.  It takes place in a large generic city space, covered in inspirational billboards with Harris and Walz names on them.  You have several objectives to run through to complete the map, and there is no reward for finishing the map.  The objectives are essentially split across three parts.

During part 1, you head to 4 different places in the city, at, roughly the 4 cardinal edges of the map, to collect construction gear by doing various tasks.  Two of these tasks are short, weak obby courses.  One is a series of mini games, and the last is a short dirt bike race.  Oh wait, I guess I lied, there is a weapon, one of the mini games has you shooting targets with a bow.  There were other players around, I didn’t think to see what happens if you shoot the bow at them.

After collecting all 4 tools, you head to the center of the city to a little construction yard where you run around collecting construction material hidden around the containers to “build” a house.  This is the only part of the map with a real campaign message as there are pop up messages about Harris’ plans for helping out people dealing with the housing price crisis.

After finishing construction of the house you head to an elevator to the roof of a building.  Your first task is to collect 5 campaign posters which have blown away in the wind, they are all extremely easy to locate.  Then you go through another short and lame obby section before riding a loooong grind rail over the city to arrive at a campaign rally thing populated by Fortnite characters.

I was a little lost on my first try, and tried to take my motorbike into the elevator, which bugged the map and sent me trapped under the map.  On the second try, when I knew what to do, it took about 15 minutes to complete the whole run.  This includes a few minutes afterwards screwing around trying to jump off the building after the campaign rally.  Which you can’t do.  It just zaps you back.  You can’t escape the rally.  A few other slightly amusing notes…

  • I kind of feel like having obstacle courses in construction areas is not really up to “OSHA standards”.
  • The house you build is surrounded by barbed wire, which points inward, which implies keeping people trapped inside.  Hmmmm.
  • None of the characters at the final rally are licensed.  I remember seeing some repeats of Jonsey and Midas and some other very boring Fortnite characters
  • You can sort of steal the hoverboard from the hoverboard race bit it doesn’t really drive on land and disappears as soon as you get off.
  • You can steal a bike from the race.
  • There are cars near the initial spawn I missed my first run.  It’s much easier to navigate the city with a car.
  • The radio does not work in the car.  Probably to avoid the “illusion of an endorsement”
  • You can’t emote on the map, which is lame and boring.
  • The gold coins you collect seem to serve no purpose.
  • The entire map is pretty well designed, except the house you “build”, which feels really weirdly build and has a lot of alignment and clipping issues.
  • There are various USA Landmarks around the map to see, like the Statue of Liberty, the Gateway Arch, and the Liberty Bell.
  • There is some vague LGBTQ+ representation on the signs, they are few but some are rainbow designed
  • The map seems to only support maybe 4 people max.

Anyway, I always find these weird random cross-promotion maps interesting, and it’s kind of a shame they probably just sort of vanish into the ether after a while as the game updates.  As far as I can see there isn’t a “Trump Map”. If there was it actually would be kind of amusing if it also didn’t have any weapons allowed.

Fortnite Festival

I kind of really rejected Fortnite Festival, the music mode, when it was launched last year. Which feels kind of surprising because I really like Rhythm games and am a huge DDR fan. I never was super into Rock Band though, and Fortnite Festival.is basically the latest iteration of Rock and, it’s just, built into Fortnite. Harmonix, makers of Rock Band, was bought by Epic and folded in to create this game mode.

Anyway, I have decided to give it another try lately and it’s not that bad. It’s not DDR, but it sort of scratches that itch. It doesn’t replace it and I still want to get my dance pad set up again, but maybe Fortnite Festival can spur that along. I know Rock Band is arguably more popular than DDR, but DDR will always be my baseline for rhythm games.

I think a lot of my hang-ups with Festival stem from that baseline too. I really dislike the downward fall of the notes vs the upward push. I hate that there are not arrows, though not too terribly. I have been using the same arrows based key binds I used to use when I did Stepmania on the keyboard, as in using the left, down, up, right, arrow keys, in that order. Even though every lane has a little bar in it, I still have muscle memory of which key is which lane.

Though this throws me way off on expert level songs, which are 5 lanes. Frankly, even if I were a Rock Band pro this would be frustrating, it’s literally like playing an entirely different game. Which is made worse because in theory, working up through difficulty trains you on how to hit note of increasingly more complicated patterns. Adding another lane is like moving from DDR to Pump It Up (which uses diagonal arrows and the center), and expecting to be an instant expert.

Another “it’s not DDR” annoyance, the songs are soooooo long. Most DDR tracks are like, 2 minutes, tops. Probably partly because DDR is a very physical game. Yeah, you can play it with a controller or keyboard, but if you are playing it the proper way, you’re standing and moving. Even if you use instrument controls in Fortnite Festival, you aren’t moving that much. It uses a lot of popular music and it’s always the full track, so some songs can be 5-6 minutes long. Which really starts to drag on a bit when pushing these sometimes repetitive note sequences in.

I also really dislike that there doesn’t seem to be anyway to adjust the fall speed of the notes. Some of them move way too fast and I would much rather slow them down into a bunch so I can pre-read them, or speed them up entirely so it becomes entirely single note reactions. This isn’t help that all the notes are the exact same color. In DDR, half steps, quarter steps, etc, all had slight different colorings, which made them easier to read.

This feels like it’s just turned into a bit of a random about why I never liked Rock Band. DDR is so full of perfect visual queues, and everything here is just so, flat and identical.

Like, as an example, there is this Billie Eilish track, and the notes are very clearly this sort of back and forth between two notes, and a third that is a regular rhythm. Like left, up, left right, left, up, left, right. It would be a fun pattern in DDR. But in this game, because everything is so samey visually, my brain can’t quite process the changes fast enough. Eventually I could probably memorize it, but I really hate playing rhythm games based on memorization. I want to play based on learning skills and techniques so when I recognize a pattern even in a new song I can get it.

Another one in that same song I think, I am pretty sure it’s a standard “front/back/front back” step pattern from DDR, but once again, it’s all visually identical so it just clutters up.

Or maybe I am just out of practice.

Whatever the case, I am really enjoying the mode.

Rocket Racing is still lame though, and I will stand by that forever. The tracks are boring, the cats are boring, everything in it is just, “like other racing games but way worse.”. They should have just stuffed Rocket Racing into Rocket League and it may have helped make RL actually worth playing.

What I’ve Been Playing – Celeste Edition

Been a bit busy lately with other games actually. Part of it is that the Overwatch season ended, and I got frustrated with it again, almost immediately, so I blew some Mythic Currency on the Anubis Reaper then uninstalled and moved on.

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Apparently over seas, this name.was used a lot, but for this moment, I am referring to the US version, I think maybe also called “Final Fantasy US” in some regions. I have had a vague urge to replay this game for a while off and on, and I finally just started doing it. I am up to the second world, I want to say there are 4 worlds and an end zone, it’s not a super long game.

It has a pretty rocking soundtrack too.

Fortnite

The new Marvel season dropped. I am not really pushing myself on this one and I have not even bought the pass, but will once I get closer to level 100+.

I am also doing all Bot matches like I used to do. It’s a lot more enjoyable that way. The new Marvel weapons are pretty neat, but the War Machine auto turret and Captain America Shield are both broken as fuck and seriously overpowered.

There was also a nice little music event for someone named Karol G. It really reminded me of the old ones they used to do when it felt like they gave a shit about these events.

Celeste

The “big one” as far as time spent. I have been meaning to play this game for a while and finally did.

And I finished it.

It’s like she is my spirit animal…

It was frustrating a bit because personally, I found the controls to be slightly less responsive and a bit more floaty than I would like, but it was fun and difficult in an “I can tell I am improving” way and not a “Ha ha cheap shots all around” way.

The story is 🤌 very nice as well. I have like 200 screenshots of just snarky dialogue options. So good. A nice little morality tale about dealing with self-doubt etc. All buried in this rather brutal platform game.

Alan Wake Remaster

I bought Alan Wake 2 back around the holidays because it was like half price and included the original remaster and some Fortnite skins. It was a super deal.

But I wanted to refamiliarize myself with the first game, which I have previously completed. So I am replaying it with the remaster. I know it’s a different sort of game, but after loving Control, I am really looking forward to AW2.

It’s surprisingly kind of tough, even on easy mode. I actually also may be stuck where I am at the moment because I am limited to flash-bang weapons only, and I kind of used up a lot of them taking a detour that went nowhere.

Fortnite Mobile

I’ve shifted back to Fortnite from Overwatch,   Maybe.  Probably.  Anyway, the newest Fortnite Season is a pretty sweet Marvel themed season with a Marvel BP, which is way more exciting than the upcoming Overwatch BP, which is, kind of hodge-podgey, sort of Ancient Egypt?

Also, no Venture Skin for like 3 more seasons.  What the fuck Blizzard?

AnywayI’m not really here to discuss Overwatch or the Marvel season of Fortnite.  What also dropped this season is the return of Fortnite Mobile.  Currently available in the EU on iPhones and on Android Phones anywhere, through the Epic Launcher.  This is key, because you have to go get the Epic Launcher from Epic’s website separate from the Play Store.

The question is, is it worth while to do so?

Frankly, probably not.  I will say, I did not play a regular BR match at all.  I played a few creative maps to test things out and to get the 100,000 experience needed to complete a few quests for items.  I started on one I’ve been using as filler on PC for the daily creative XP, Rainbow Run, which is simply, running in a straight line, collecting coins.

I moved on from here to a regular Deathrun map.  I have played a ton of Deathruns on PC, and they are definitely my favorite type of custom games.  I will say, I managed to finish the 200 level Deathrun I picked.  It was definitely one of the easier DR maps I have played, and didn’t have a lot of the more tricky jumps and traps I’ve encountered across a myriad of maps.  But they do require some precision in jumping and moving.  I also died way more than I normally do on these, something like 60 times in the 200 level map.  For comparison, I usually die like 5 times max, even on maps I have never played, and I am pretty sure I have finished this exact same map on PC in like 20 minutes or less with 0 deaths.

I needed a bit more experience for my 100k after finishing this one and moved on to another Dr map.  Pretty much the same experience.

Overall though, it kind of felt pretty weird and janky.  Framerates and graphics were fine.  The controls left something to be desired, and I wasn’t even trying to shoot anything while moving.  I had a lot of deaths because there is a sort of, autorun that seems to randomly trigger, and I would run off the edge into a spiked pit a lot.

I also had an issue where I would randomly open the “ping” menu near the controls, which would interrupt other inputs.

It’s less critical, but the quests menu is opened by clicking the mini map, which wasn’t present on one of the map I played, making the menu inaccessible.

It’s also just weird.  I’m not a huge fan of 3rd person or FPS games on mobile at all.  I can’t see ever using this again unless they offer more drops, or there is a skin I want to log in and get when I otherwise can’t do.

What I’ve Been Playing

I’ve been, really bad about keeping up on these.

Oh well.

Anyway, let’s take a little trip down what I’ve been playing since uh… (checks notes) … wow, January. I’m definitely going to forget some things.

Horizon: Zero Dawn

I started this one a while back, then in traditional fashion, got distracted and stopped playing it. I don’t really know why, it’s quite a lot of fun. I got just out of the initial starting zone and to the point where the plot started actually moving along and just sort of, got overwhelmed, I suppose. I often try not to fast travel too much in these sorts of games, because I find you discover more by traveling, and it’s just, more immersive. But sometimes it’s useful. In this game, fast travel is a consumable item, which means I just, never do it.

Yeah, probably a bad mindset.

Notable on this game, i was playing on a controller, which is unusual for me in anything 3D, especially on the PC.

Fortnite

It’s worth mentioning, I am sure I probably played some Fortnite, though, I’m not positive, considering I mostly just idled for XP last season. I have not really bothered with the current greek season. I’m not big on any of the Pass Skins and I’m just, kind of burned out.

Instead of playing real games though, instead, I went back to…

Overwatch

Because I apparently hate myself and can’t game without playing tedious grindy games I hate. Also, there was a sweet Ramen Noodle Bastion skin in this season’s pass. I ended up unlocking it instantly because I had several rounds of “free battlepass tiers” from Amazon Prime stacked up and I used Bing Rewards points to get the pass. I have been playing a lot of, and enjoying Mystery Heroes. Anything else, not so much.

I’ve also really enjoyed the goofy April Fool’s mode “Totally Balanced Overwatch.”

I am not sure if I’ll keep going much longer. It’s getting a bit dull and regular Quickplay is annoying. Also annoying is the locked heroes from seasons I missed, though I guess they are changing that next season and just giving everyone all heroes. I didn’t get to play as Tiny Mauga in the april Fool’s mode, because I don’t have Mauga unlocked.

Lame.

Sky: Children of the Light

I’ve been coasting out the last of the Season of the Nine Colored Deer. I’ve rather enjoyed this season. Next season adds player housing, which sounds like it could be quite fun, but I’m not sure yet. I’ll probably keep going and get the pass, since I have new ways to get currency and hearts. I still feel incredibly candle poor though.

Pokémon Go

One I have come back to lately, in force is Pokémon Go. The Sinnoh Event was really great. Sinnoh is my favorite region. I even went downtown and cause special Palkias and Dialgas. I’ve been doing some remote raids with Poke Genie too, which is cool, because I can get neat Pokeymans like this rocketship Pokeyman.

I am getting really close to level 40, which isn’t the top anymore, but starts some new special style of leveling, up through level 50.