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Sky: CotL – Without a Cape aka “Hard Mode”

I have been setting up a couple of secondary accounts on Sly, to send Hearts to myself, because you need a zillion hearts and there isn’t any reliable way to accumulate them with any speed. Even having alts, it’s slow as heck.

With the Steam version of the game, this is a lot easier to do, especially since I have several machines capable of running the game. Ideally, I might automate this task, but for now, I am fine with doing it manually. I probably won’t do it consistently either since sending hearts takes 3 candles, which are easy to get, but it does require some actual playing.

For my latest alt, I decided to try something different. When you first enter the world of Sky, you have no cape. Which means you can’t fly or glide, you can only walk and run and sort of hop around. A minute or two into the game, you are prompted to collect your first Winged Light, which unlocks the cape and most of the game’s mechanics.

A thought occurred to me.

What if I just… Didn’t?

I landed on the Idle of Dawn, a fresh unwinged moth. You can’t swim around the first mountain, there is wind blocking the way. So I proceeded through the story cave and came out, prompted to collect my cape. The game strongly encouraged this because the Winged Light (WL) is in a little cratered area, you have to be able to fly to get out.

Or do you?

You can’t swim off the main area here, I tried that. So it was back to the edge of the mountain. To my surprise, you can simply cop up the edge of the crater, and escape, no WL needed.

There was another obstacle though, the desert area that follows is also surrounded by a tall rock wall, too tall to even fly over with one WL. The proper path is to collect your first Spirit, then unlock a Spirit Gate, and climb up a rock cliff, where you jump into the clouds and fly to the next area.

Fortunately, there is a cloud wall along the right side edge of the desert. And fortunately, you still bounce up in the clouds, even without a cape. So I was able to scale the wall. But then I also glitched out and fell into an out-of-bounds (OOB) area just under the terrain.

After exploring a bit, I headed towards the glitched area under where you are supposed to leap off the rock face. Fortunately, the geometry of the world worked out, and I was able to ride clouds from here, out of the OOB area, and up to the temple at the end of the zone. First major hurdle passed!

The second zone, the Daylight Prairie was pretty easy to pass through. All of the needed activities can be passed without flying. You can burn the bells from the ground and ride the mantas up to the temple. The main thing I needed to keep track of was not to collect any of the WL along the path. Fortunately, you have to actively press a button to collect them.

My other concern was in the temple. To pass to the next area, you do a deep call and ride some butterflies up. My worry was that the butterflies would not carry me without a cape. Fortunately, they did.

The Hidden Forrest presented the first real challenge. Shortly after entering, it starts to rain. The rain constantly drains your energy. Now, for those who don’t know how energy works in Sky: CotL, its your cape. The more WL you have, the longer you last before you burn out and once you burn out, you can rapidly perish.

Having no cap, I had no energy.

I managed to skirt around for cover and recharging well enough. I got stuck though at the end of the zone. You have to hop between some flying jellyfish to get to the temple. Maybe, MAYBE on mobile, I could have done it, the momentum is funny and weird on PC, and after many failed tries, I could not make the jumps, at all. So I had to cheese it a bit by bringing my main account on and handhold flying my alt up to the temple.

The butterflies also carry you off at the end of the Forest zone, which was good.

The Valley of Triumph was also very simple to run through. The trickiest part was avoiding the WL on the downhill slide areas. Unlike every other WL, these are automatically collected on contact. And I did NOT want to collect any.

After the Valley was the Golden Wasteland. I was worried this one would be impossible, because of how much can damage you. There are several points where you have to trudge through sludge that drains you. While I took long routes to find short paths across the sludge, a few times I came close to completely draining.

Then there was the Krill. The huge dragons that patrol around. Apparently, I have gotten good enough to just, know their paths, because they were no problem.

The Vault zone afterward was pretty straightforward as well. I was worried it may have been tricky because some of its puzzles are easier with flight. Easier, but its not required. There are little jump pads you can light and use in most cases. Or you can wait for someone else to do them.

Upon reaching the final summit, I was greeted with another barrier. You need to have unlocked 20 Spirits to enter the final zone. I had done zero, intentionally. I logged in on my phone again and pulled the alt past the barrier.

I am happy to say, I have gotten very good at Eden as well. I had almost no trouble passing through the entire area. This means, taking no damage as well. When I go through Eden on my main with a mighty 11 wing flaps unlocked, I can usually take like 2 hits before it becomes a problem. With zero, any damage would basically one-shot me down to injured and near death.

I made it almost all the way and picked up some accompaniment along the way. I imagine they were intrigued by my lack of a cape. Then, right at the very end, things got messy. I took a hit, and while crawling to the safety of light, the Krill that patrols right before the exit spotted me. Somehow, I managed to crawl to cover before it struck.

But then my new friends showed up. And it spotted them, and they would get to cover, but then they would get hit by a rock and lose WL, and trigger the Krill again.

And despite my better judgment, my instincts said, “Help them, help collect their lost WL, they were helping you.”. Which just made things worse possibly.

The Krill never did strike and finally left, but it was a slightly comical moment of people losing WL to rocks and me getting dropped to slow crawling all while we scrambled for cover.

But we all made it to the final cave and the final zone.

I was wondering what would happen in the final zone, given that I had, zero WL. Well, as soon as I entered, I died. Before the opening cut scene bit ended.

My friends cried over me, it was nice.

I watched them complete the end scenario, but then y game wigged out and I had to quit and resume things, so I lost them. Which was sad, because I wanted to chat with them at the bench in Orbit.

Then the normal ending moments happened, and I made it to Orbit.

No spirits greeted me there. No ascended candles were given. I just, walked to the exit to be reborn.

And when I was…. The game had given me the default 1 WL cape. Which was irritating.

What I’ve Been Playing – Light-Based Lore Edition

I kind of want to do these weekly, but I don’t really know if I rotate my game interests enough these days to do them weekly. I just wish I could get more consistent, though I have no one to blame by myself. Though part of the desire to do these sorts of posts was to maybe, encourage more variety in my gaming habits. I think part of the reason I don’t have much variety lately is that, anymore, I play games to fill time more than for enjoyment these days. It’s certainly not for lack of options of things to play.

Hyperlight Drifter

This game kind of reminds me of Zelda a bit in play, it’s top-down, and you go around swording and shooting things. It’s essentially an adventure game like Zelda, though visually it’s all stylized pixel art. In that department it makes me think of Dead Cells. The sort of, core mechanic, is that you can sort of hyperlight speed dodge a short distance. This comes up a lot in combat as the standard strategy tends to be, dodge then hit.

I was enjoying it though it’s a bit brutally difficult in places, it also doesn’t punish you much since dying just means starting the current screen over again. So you can get a feel for actually improving one’s skill.

But I also basically stopped playing. I’ll probably go back, but I got to the first boss. A first boss? I’m not sure the zones have any real order. I just, couldn’t beat it. Not for trying, and trying, and trying, and trying some more. The strategy is fairly clear, get the boss to kill the adds before they spawn in, then dodge and hit the boss. It’s all just a bit too annoyingly knife’s edge for difficulty for me I think.

The game’s fun though, and tells an interesting story despite no actual dialogue.


In a much different pace than Hyperlight Drifter, I played all the way through Omno. It’s a 3rd person platform puzzle title, and there isn’t really any way to actually die, so well, that makes it considerably easier than Hyperlight Drifter. It also takes maybe 4 hours to 100%.

I like this sort of relaxing play style these days. Interestingly, the game kind of reminded me of Sky: CotL in it’s story, though not really in it’s play style. Especially with the occasional light up hieroglyphics and light collecting game play.

Sky: Children of the Light

Speaking of Sky, I’ve jumped back on that bandwagon a bit again. It’s an enjoyable and relaxing title but it gets really repetitious after a while. I think the main thing is to stop grinding candles. Just stick to daily quests and events. Grinding candles is incredibly time-consuming and makes the repetition worse.

There was also a demo for the PC version. I’m looking forward to the PC release if only because it means I can set up a couple of extra accounts and send myself hearts. Hearts are the most pain in the ass currency to get in-game, You can get a slow drip of partial hearts from friends daily, assuming you fight people who light your candle, or a friend can gift you a whole heart for 3 candles. That’s not a lot of candles, but it adds up rapidly if you were doing it for several friends. The way the system works, the absolute maximum you can farm in a day if you get literally every piece of wax, is around 20-21 candles. This takes HOURS, even when you are super efficient. And candles are the main currency for other things, so you often want to save them up. Not a problem for a second account that’s just feeding hearts to a main account, 3 candles are fairly easy to farm out.

Anyway, on to the Steam Demo/Beta. I ended up doing two paths here, not really intentionally. When I first logged in on my laptop, my account wasn’t linking properly, so I ended up doing a fresh new run with a “local save”. I ended up running through the entire game, including Eden, and eventually, linked it to a secondary Steam Account. When I loaded it up on my Desktop, everything linked fine. I did some runs and collected Winged Lights on my main account, as I had recently run Eden again and needed to regather them all, and I recorded some gameplay of the Trials and posted it to YouTube.

The game plays pretty well on PC, it’s neat seeing the world in nice huge glory after playing so long on my phone. There are a few issues I came across. Both may be related to some core issue with controls. First, in some tight areas, when flying, it was super easy to end up caught in the clouds and bouncing around. This happened most often in “entry corridor” zones, like at the start of Daylight Prairie and Hidden Forrest, but also during the final ascension sequence at the end of the game. I think what’s happening is the PC controls don’t handle, I’m not sure the proper name, “Pressure based movement”. On the phone touch controls, you push forward a bit, your character walks slowly. Push it all the way, they run. On the PC, with WASD, the movement seems to always be the same speed. This actually makes things feel incredibly sluggish at times. I had trouble during the Trial of Fire at times because my character just felt sluggish and wasn’t quite able to make it to light the next candle or avoid a squiggly slug monster.

I’m not entirely sure how to fix this with KB controls aside from adding a “sprint” button.


I’ve ended up playing Fortnite this season more than expected. I mentioned before the pass was super lame and I wasn’t really interested, but I did manage to accumulate the free tier V-Bucks in order to have enough to buy the pass. This was worthwhile since spending 950 V-Bucks unlocked the paid tier V-Bucks, giving a return of 1200 V-Bucks total. Also, while the pass is really mediocre, I really like the heist elements of the map. There are three large compounds you can infiltrate for good loot. It’s fun infiltrating these places.

Fortnite Desperately Needs More Preset Slots

There are currently 100 slots available. Given the sheer number of items available there really needs to be a larger limit. Each battle pass has 7-8 new skins added, each with different styles and colors, which can drastically change the skin enough that it’s basically two skins. One could easily want several pre sets for the same skin. This doesn’t even get into buying skins from the shop.

I like to change skins a lot and I have a lot of pretty alright set-ups. I really wish I could have more though. It’s easy enough to change skins, but then there is selecting a good back bling, and pickaxe, and contrails, and a glider, etc etc. There’s like 4 or 5 options to set up when doing it manually, easily.

They also really need a better way to sort and organize them. As it is, you have to load the preset, then save it to a new slot, overwriting something else. It’s a pain. Something something drag and drop here people.

It gets even worse because the thumbnail is always just the basic style, so it’s not easy to tell which preset has a different style applied. A good example below is the Spiderman skins, which all look the same, but are all different.

Anyway, here’s my hundred at the moment.

Review – Hogwarts Legacy (PC)

(Note, this is long…. like, rally long…. 5000 words long….)

Hogwarts Legacy is a game with a lot of controversy surrounding it. I’ll probably mention it a bit, but I really don’t plan to delve too deep into the topic, if I did it would be part of a separate, larger post. Well, the main controversy involving Rowling’s stupidity online, among other things. The other, less critical controversies around the game itself I’ll get a bit more into.

I also want to put out two things, up front. One, I received this game from an online raffle, I didn’t buy it. Two, I put 70 or so hours into it and completed it 100%. All complains to come aside, I genuinely enjoyed this game and do recommend it, at least to fans of Harry Potter and that world.

Ok, three things, the DLC isn’t worthwhile. It’s a handful of mediocre cosmetics you will never use, the Thestral mount, I am pretty sure you can get anyway, with maybe some minor visual differences and it’s not named, and it adds one battle arena, which is laughably easy to win.

Ok, Four things, I will occasionally make references to the larger Wizarding world lore, and I don’t really care to explain things constantly, so look it up or roll with it if you’re unfamiliar.

Also, I plan to keep any major spoilers to a minimum, until maybe a separate end section. I will mention some things that are very very light or meaningless spoilers, but unless you’re looking for an absolutely pure experience, I assure you, they don’t really matter.

A Troll attacking.

I am not real sure where to start with this one. It’s going to be a bit rambling. I have so many conflicting thoughts on it and some of it feels like “nitpicking”. Especially because as I understand it, this is the studio’s first “big budget AAA” style game. A lot of the problems and weirdness feel a bit like the studio just got, a bit in over their heads with this title. There was also apparently some rush to get the game released. Things were cut.

Please click through for the full Review: Review – Hogwarts Legacy (PC)

Honestly, half the weirdness also only exist because the game is set in a larger, pre existing world, with pre existing rules. There is also so much that could have been effectively “written off” with some better plotting, the game it set 100 years before the core events of the Harry Potter series. It’s set a year or two before Dumbledore even attends Hogwarts in the lore. Societies change, but the Wizarding World apparently doesn’t.

At least it has Peeves the Ghost, the movies dumped that one from the books.

Which is one of the weird things in this game. This is a trend, here, it’s less that the issues are issues, they just, feel weird, in terms of the lore.

The world, feels like it’s just, Harry Potter. The clothing is a bit less modern. Despite that it’s set in 1890 (Harry’s first year is 1990), it feels like it’s just the same world. This fancy pseudo Victorian castle and towns in the country side. Speaking of the clothing, I kind of dislike, basically all the clothing. You can replace the cosmetic appearance with anything you have already found thankfully, I spent 90% of my game wearing the same basic School robe, one of like 3 of the scarfs, and one of maybe half a dozen of the hats. I think something that could have really helped, is if the other NPC students, wore thing that were not just “school robes”. In the movies, the characters regularly wear thing besides the black and house color trimmed robes. It wouldn’t have been hard to just, randomly give the random characters random non robed outfits, so your don’t feel like you weirdly stand out when wearing other clothes.

One of the goofy costume options, a pumpkin head. It’s actually pretty cool.

Because you already stand out, above and beyond, everyone else. Your character, is “the chosen one” above all other chosen ones. Harry Potter and Voldemort are basically Neville Longbottom next to you. I can forgive how much of an overpowered Mary Sue your character is, that’s the nature a bit of a video game. The one thing that does bug me, for some reason, your character is just freshly starting school, as a Fifth Year student.

Spoilers, this is never explained. Ever. There is a throw away bit in a cut scene about some other, older, characters, with similar circumstances that started as Fifth Years, but it’s still never explained. Maybe Ancient Magic sensitivity, stifles other magic use? There are plenty of reasons, but it boils down to, they wanted to have the player learn spells, but not be an 11 year old First Year kid.

I’ve seen plenty of suggestions of ways to handle this better. Your character had some trauma and got amnesia. My favorite, your character is actually older, and is an undercover agent for the Ministry. Instead you’re just, new, at 16 years old, thrust into this world of Magic, and you’re amazing at it all by default.

As far as I can tell, there isn’t even really a way to fail or be bad at things. Some of the achievements involve doing a particular quest for the different houses. For some variety, I tried to fail a few of the tasks leading up to it, you just, can’t. Nothing you do at all matters, which is one of the most annoying weirdness bits here. Supposedly the game was going to have a Morality system but it was dropped. It really shows. Most of the quest dialogue follows a very obvious pattern:

NPC: “Please Help Me!”

Character (choose): “I’d love to, because I’m nice!” | “Piss off, I can’t be bothered.”

NPC: “(Reacts to your choice), please help though.”

Character: “Ok sure”

Then when you turn the quest in:

NPC: “Thanks!”

Character (Choose): “It’s was no problem, I’m a goody Goody” | “I’d like money please” |”I’m evil and keeping your trinket” (When applicable)

The choices mean nothing. I started out being nice, not wanting to miss quests and drive NPCs away, but, you get the quest anyway. This got worse as the game went along, I guess power corrupts after all, one particularly amusing one late game, a very nice woman asked me to find her lost pet, which I did, she was very grateful, I kept the pet. The NPC was pissed, but nothing changed. Later, during a climax moment, your mentor, Professor Fig, asks what you plan to do with your new power, and just for the hell of it, I picked the “Evil options”, that basically, I was going to free it and use it for my own ends. Professor Fig is shocked and upset, but nothing changes, we just, go on to win the day.

You also go around raiding people’s treasures from their homes, often right in front of him. I guess you’ve been taking lessons from Link on that one. The best part is, you can learn the 3 “Unforgivable curses”, and use them. There is a plot point involving the Avada Kedavra killing curse, with meaningful consequences for the character, but you, you’re the chosen one, you can Avada Kedavra all the poachers and dark wizards you want.

Not that you need it, you end up murdering soooo many enemies. They turn into ice with Glacius and then explode into shards, they explode from Bombarda, burn them to death with Incendio, you turn them into exploding barrels then yeet them at other enemies, exploding and killing them both.

It’s kind of insane.

The thing I’ve mentioned before, the whole thing is at odds with itself, it wants to be a game, with compelling game elements, but it also wants to be a story about a teenaged wizard student.

This is all also part of a larger issue.

Your character feels extremely disconnected from the world, and the world disconnected from itself. Sure, you do quests for people, and there are cut scenes for the quests, but outside of that, people barely acknowledge you at all. When I replayed the early missions the first time, for the achievements, I had completely forgotten that I had even done quests for these other students. I had completely forgotten there was a Weasley kid, for example.

There are plenty of other nods to known characters, but not too many direct references, given this is set 100 years before the main Harry Potter timeline. You get Peeves and Nearly Headless Nick and a few of the other ghosts, that makes sense. There are a couple of Weasleys hanging around and a relative of Voldemort’s. The headmaster is a Black, which is time frame appropriate as I believe he was mentioned in the books as being headmaster at this time. He’s kind of a goof.

Oh, also you can pet the cats. All the cats…. so many cats….

There are 4 students who matter, Natty, Sebastian, Ominis, and Poppy. What’s also annoying about all of this, is that the students themselves never really interact with each other, outside of Sebastian and Ominis, who share a storyline (the best storyline, but I’ll get there). Natty and Poppy’s storylines, for example, could have easily intertwined a bit. There is also another removed/cancelled aspect of the game where you could take your friends along with you while adventuring. There’s some remnants that show this. During introductions, these characters comment about hanging out together, which you can’t actually do. Also, occasionally, your character will comment about how dangerous a situation might be, especially since you are alone, implying there was going to be a way to not be alone. I’m not real sure why this would have been dropped, the game has several missions where you DO fight alongside companions, and they are basically just a wet noodle extra in the fight. They don’t unbalance things at all because they tend to be super slow and weak and as far as I can tell, they don’t take any damage. Letting them tag along this way all the time, would have just make the world feel more real.

Anyway, these 4 “important students” are part of the 3 main sub plots, (there is one main storyline as well). They occasionally intertwine with the main sub plot. There are a lot of other smaller side quests, but they are almost always one off missions. I think there might be a few with 2 missions. There is also a series of Broom flying time trials run by one character, but that’s not really a “subplot”. Poppy’s plot is fun and Poppy is kind of a fun looney to hang around with, Natty’s plotline is honestly a little dull and uneven, far and above is the Ominis/Sebastian subplot.

I’m not going to spoil it, but the common consensus is that it’s the best part of the game’s story, and I agree. I also will add in what I have seen suggested, and (coincidentally) how I played the game, picking a female Slytherin character, works best for this plot, and the plot as a whole. You get a sort of, Slytherin version of the “Golden Trio” (Harry, Ron, Hermione) from the movies that works really well. If Natty had another Hufflepuff aiding her quests or Natty had another Gryffindor, then maybe other houses work have worked out in the same way, but that’s not the case. Anyway, Sebastian’s plot is pretty good, your choices actually do feel like they are meaningful (you can or cannot learn the unforgivable Curses in this line), and it’s just a good little story. Both of the NPCs involved are interesting as well, especially Ominis, who is blind. Ominis could have easily been nothing but a name drop like that Weasley kid I forgot existed, hint for Potter folks, his full name is Ominis Gaunt.

Bear with me, I know this is getting long….

The main plot is also…. ok. I have seen complaints that it’s too simple, which are probably justified. I think the bigger problem is that, like all the other problems, the game creators wanted to do more, and when they had to scale back, they didn’t scale back properly. Essentially, your character is able to attune to this mysterious “Ancient Magic”, an evil Goblin wants to take control of this magic for evil. You investigate this, and the mystery of the Ancient magic. I’ll touch on this a bit more later in the spoilers section.

Aside from the main story lines, there is actually a lot to do. I’ve heard complaints about this aspect a lot, but honestly, I enjoyed most of it. The world is full of chests to find, and little puzzles to solve. Some dungeons require finding and dropping cubes on a platform to solve them. Others require you learn Aloha Morah, the lockpicking spell. There are a bunch of Merlin Trial puzzles which have half a dozen or so different types that utilize a lot of your non combat spells to complete. You can capture and breed different magical animals as well. There is a checklist of hundreds of items to collect and do.

People complaining about all of this feels like people complaining that this game has game stuff in it.

The real issue, is how unrewarding a lot of this can feel, which I suspect is the bigger beef people have. Though I am not real sure if anything could be changed to fix it, or if it even needs to be. Most of the rewards fall into one of three categories. Outfits to wear, which can buff stats, enchantments you can later add to outfits, and stuff you can conjure for the player housing element inside the Room of Requirement. The real issue is more that these rewards in themselves, are kind of mediocre. As mentioned before, most of the outfits are pretty ugly, and you’re going to be covering them with a cloak anyway probably. The enchantments require taking care of the animals to get mats, and don’t really improve combat ability a noticeable amount. The player housing elements of the game are… kind of weak.

So breaking this down a bit more, you constantly collect gear. CONSTANTLY. One of your regular activities will be dropping into a shop and unloading it all, which also means money is almost completely useless. Everything you can buy, from outfits to mats, can be found easily in the world. The gear itself has several rarity levels, and its level based, which essentially means, you will only ever be using “current level Legendary gear”, because it’s not a marginal stat difference, it’s “Legendary gear has 2x the stats of common gear” and the Legendary gear is pretty common.

The player housing is a neat idea. It needs a lot of improvements. One thing, for example, it seems like you can’t stack items, or I was doing it wrong, because you can’t put things in tables, and more irritating, you can’t stack the “castle” pieces you can use in the animal areas, so you can’t build a mini Hogwarts inside your Hogwarts room (yo dawg).

You also occasionally get to attend classes, though most of this occurs early on, and it’s usually just an excuse to teach you a few basic utility spells. There is a History of Magic class that pops up randomly very late int he game, that seems to be trying to reiterate how to find Revelio Pages. Except it’s late in the game, that there is a good chance you have already found well, all of them.

Anyway, as for exploring and side puzzles, I do agree with one common complaint, the map is WAAAAY too large. At the very minimum, the coastal zones down at the bottom should have been chopped off. It’s only accessible by passing through a tunnel dungeon, which makes it feel like its there entirely to keep the player from fully exploring the world easily, since passing through the dungeon at lower levels would be tricky. Which is a moot point because it’s ridiculously easy to become over leveled. But these costal regions provide almost zero new or interesting elements, and the couple of plot based regions could easily just be shuffled back into the main zone/area. The area outside of Hogwarts and Hogsmeade is neat, and it’s pretty to look at, but it’s just kind of, huge and empty, and 90% of the time you’re just flying over it on your broom or Floo Flame teleporting around.

Shifting back a bit to the “weirdness” aspect, and a bit more of the “you aren’t part of this world” problem, is the complete lack of enforced rules for your character. In the Potter lore, and Hogwarts, there are rules, for students, which would be expected, since they are kids, kids with supernatural powers. The game, early on, forces you back to your common room, with a message along the lines of “Students must return to their common rooms at night”. Later, there is a mission to break into the Restricted Section in the library, and when doing some quests to help out the Caretaker, you actually have to avoid look outs and do stealthy activities. This implies as well, that the whole “stay in your house at night” was intended to be more. But it’s not there. You can run all over the castle and country side at all hours. Maybe they decided sneaking around was too tedious? I don’t know, it would have added some interesting game play, though, like all travel, at some point it would have just been a Floo Flame teleport out of the castle at night.

There is also a wait mechanic, if you need to change it to night or day, or wait for a fellow student for a quest. I mostly mention this because when the wait mechanic ends, your character stands up from laying on the ground, like they were just, sleeping like a hobo in the middle of wherever.


The last major element to touch on is Combat. I actually really enjoy the combat mechanics here. I mostly played on KB+Mouse, I tried to use a controller for a bit, but it was way too complex. It’s great on a keyboard and mouse though. Shooting spells rapid fire, juggling enemies, blocking and retaliating, it’s all very smooth. The game could use more enemy variety though. This is not helped in that the 3 main enemy types, Dark Wizards, Goblins, and Spiders, are all functionally identical. You will have some ranged types standing back and shooting you, and some closer types, attacking nearby. They all use the same shield breaking mechanic, which is odd since Spiders and Goblins shouldn’t have shield magic (maybe Goblins, Spiders no). The main other types of enemies, are the Dugbog whatever they are called, these crocodile things which are mostly docile unless provoked and are tedious to fight since they take so little damage, and the Trolls.

I really love fighting the Trolls.

They are huge, they hit hard and feel like a challenge, they have 3 or 4 different attacks, it’s fun to block their throws and toss the boulder back at them. Sometimes you battle 2 or 3 at once, with some smaller enemy adds. The trolls are kind of the closest thing to boss battles you get. There are some named “extra tough” enemies you encounter, but they work like regular enemies. And half the time you can sneak up behind them and stealth one shot them with Patrificus Totalus before the battle even starts.

It’s also really weird how you just straight up murder so many people. I can accept that sometimes the bodies are just instantly vanishing because it’s a game and littering unconscious bodies might cause performance issues, but you can learn Avada Kedavra, and just start blasting.

But never against anyone you know. Because your spells only work on enemies. No one even reacts if you start throwing flames and fireballs all around the Great Hall. You can stand in front of a teacher and Avada Kedavra the wall or a training dummy all day long. For anyone unware, in world lore, Avada Kedavra is an “Unforgivable Curse”. It instantly kills the target, and is forbidden from being cast, you go to Wizard Jail for using it ever, which is even a plot point IN GAME.

I feel like I’m doing nothing but complaining. I want to mention the visuals. The visuals in this game are very very good, to a point. The base visuals are incredibly lush and good looking. The castle is the real star, it’s a labyrinthine maze, but it actually does feel coherent and despite a lot of samey visuals, there are enough unique landmarks that you do learn you way through it.

That said, there is a lot of weirdness (again with that word) that pops up. Lots of clipping, ok, I can mostly forgive that, but I find the cloaks also sometimes get caught up on themselves in interesting ways. I’ve had them flip backwards and just ride there, I had a cut scene cause it to clip through the legs to the front for a while.

Why is your hand doing that?

The game also is doing something really crappy with it’s optimization. At least on PC, every time you load the game, it has to set the shaders. Unless there is a major update, this shouldn’t really have to happen every time. It takes minutes to load too. Without all the technical details, it’s supposed to be a one time calculation that takes a few minutes. This should load up the shaders, and be saving them locally so next time, it’s ready to go.

As I mentioned at the start, I finished this game completely. Ok, technically I need to do two more achievements, there is one for getting a character for each house to a particular mission, annoyingly the mission is about 2 hours into the game, and it’s all early on “hand holdy” gameplay, so it’s boring. I’ll get there. Its a fun game. Would it be fun without the Harry Potter backdrop or if I wasn’t a fan of the franchise? Maybe? I am looking forward to a potential sequel, assuming they manage to expand on and fix a lot of the weirdness present here.

I actually really hope they take the Saint’s Row approach and let you pull your character forward. Set the game past Hogwarts, add some locations in London, but maybe the plot takes you back to the School. Maybe you are a fresh employee at the Ministry of Magic doing work for them, officially. They could even keep player housing with a portable Room of Requirement, like how Newt uses his suitcase in Fantastic Beasts. There are plenty of possibilities and ways to improve on the base concept here in a lot of good ways. I worry a bit that the backlash the game received for simply existing may hurt those chances a bit though.

* Spoiler Thoughts *

So this is the spoiler section, you’ve been warned, etc. Don’t read on unless you don’t care about spoilers, etc etc. Now I’m just adding bit more padding to make sure you are paying attention for sure. Because I’m going on with the spoilers now.

We’ve accomplished our mission returning this dragon egg, all is well…

I’ll start with the sub plots. I really liked Poppy’s sub plot, you help Poppy along rescuing special creatures from poachers. mostly a Dragon and then some Snidgets. It feels very much like you’re just along for the ride to keep Poppy from getting herself killed sometimes, because she is quite one track minded and a bit naive at times. there is a particularly amusing moment when you free the dragon where your character has a look of absolute terror that says “This dragon is totally going to fuck us up” while poppy has nothing but excitement that says “Fuck yeah a dragon!”

Natty’s plotline is, as mentioned, kind of bland. It’s basically an excuse to hunt down Harlow, who is Rookwood’s (the second antagonist with Ranrock the Goblin) second in command. At least Harlow had a much more interesting final battle. In the main plot, Rookwood just sort of, randomly shows up near the end, kidnaps you, then you fight a big arena style battle. I killed Rookwood and didn’t even realize it mid fight, because he looks like every other Dark Wizard in the fight. Meanwhile Harlow is teleporting around and actually felt tough. It wasn’t a power level difference wither, you fight them at around the same point in the story.

Then there is Sebastian’s plot line. What a great plot line. Sebastian’s twin sister has been cursed and is dying. Sebastian will do ANYTHING to save her. She is living with his abusive Uncle because their parents were killed. Sebastian really wants to learn some Dark magic to learn how to cure his sister, which is where Ominis comes in. The Gaunt line, which later produced Lord Voldemort, antagonists of the films, is the last remaining blood line from the OG Dark Wizard Salazar Slytherin. Ominis however, is doing his best to walk the straight path and not be evil like the rest of his family. This of course, puts him a bit at odds with his best friend Sebastian.

I can tell you right now, that Tumbler LOVES this plot line because there are a lot of… homoerotic undertones to their relationship. At least from Ominis.

Along the way you help Sebastian do some questionable things, and you can optionally learn the three Unforgivable Curses, Crucio (torture), Imperio (Mind Control) and Avada Kedavra (Death). Sebastian is kind of an unassuming psychopath for sure, I mean, he Imperios a dude and makes him off himself. Even playing my character as being a bit, unassumingly evil, and her agreeing with Sebastian’s drive to help his sister and that his Uncle is an asshole, getting him to teach me Avada Kedavra after he has just murdered his Uncle was hard. It was certainly a strong story beat. If the game had that morality system and choices mattered, I would have probably taken the high road and told him he was wrong, and he was. Later he got turned in for the murder, expelled and imprisoned.


So anyway, I started blasting!

Or course, meanwhile, I can learn how to chain curses and Avada Kedavra a whole room full of enemies. Which I actually didn’t do. I wanted to learn al the spells, but I think I used the killing curse twice, one by accident. I do try to keep my characters in character” as much as I can.

I had considered trying it against the end boss, but opted to Crucio instead. I imagine there would have been some excuse for it not to work anyway. It would have been an appropriate “In character response” though given that Ranrock had killed Professor Fig just before the fight. Except man that death felt so incredibly…. unsatisfying. This dude who has been helping me out all game, and it’s not even clear he was killed. He gets knocked off a cliff, shortly before you do, then the final battle starts. I felt more watching Sebastian kill his uncle than I did watching Fig die, which is kind of dumb from a story handling standpoint.

Which I suppose leads to a lot of the problem with the ancient magic plot line, it’s never really explained what it is. It’s essentially just an excuse for your character to have a “super attack” that charges up in combat. Also, the throw attack, which is the “ancient magic throw”, apparently normal wizards can’t “force throw” objects? The plot itself involves a witch named Isadora abusing her attunement to ancient magic to heal people, which has unintended side effects. The essentially bottles up these people’s pain and buries it in the ground (literally) under Hogwarts. Except this isn’t the Ancient Magic itself. It’s established that the magic existed before, and this is just a side effect. In fact, it’s not clear how recovering this bottled up magic would even give anyone power.

The main antagonist, Ranrock, the evil Goblin, is trying to dig under the school to recover this bottled up power.

Which he does, then he turns into this giant energy dragon, for some reason, mostly I suspect because just fighting “yet another Goblin” would have been boring for an end boss.

The end fight is pretty decent at least, it’s similar to the previous fights with the Pensive Guardians but on a much larger scale.

Lastly, I wanted to address the controversy around this game, briefly. There’s a couple of angles going on, firstly is Rowling and her anti-trans commentary. That’s shitty. Period. Fuck Rowling. Rowling has very little, if anything to do with this game. Does she get money out of it? Probably, that sucks. If you boycott everything that has a shitty person attached to it that will pretty much mean boycotting everything. I feel like a LOT of the other controversy about the game being shitty and the goblin thing (which I’ll get to as well) kind of extends from a bit of a desperate attempt to make things look as bad as possible due to Rowling being a shitty person.

Then there is the “Goblins are Jews” “problem.” I don’t see it. Not in this game. Was that Rowling’s intention with Goblin Bankers in the books? Maybe. Who knows. The design here is just, rolling with what has been established. It’s honestly, a pretty bog standard “fantasy goblin” design. There is exactly one Goblin Banker in this game, the rest are all mercenary fighters or just dudes you run across. You fight way more spiders and dark wizards than Goblins throughout the game as well. There re plenty of friendly Goblin characters as well. If anything there aren’t any women Goblins anywhere, but maybe Goblins are like Tolkein’s Dwarves where they all look the same regardless of Gender. I’m not real sure the details on how the Goblins work. There was like, one “connection” involving some throw away text on an artifact horn about Goblin Rebellions that matched up with some sort of Jewish history, though the horn looks nothing like the Jewish related horn, and it’s essentially just a coincidence. It’s desperately trying to find a problem where one doesn’t exist. If this had been a Lord of the Rings or Witcher or generic Fantasy game, with the same Goblin enemies and plot, no one would have batted an eye at any of it.

Review – Soul Blazer (SNES)

On a bit of a whim, I decided to pick up and play through Soul Blazer for the SNES. I know I have heard of this game previously ages ago, probably in Nintendo Power, I’m surprised I never tried it in the past honestly. Anyway, it turns out it’s a bit of a hidden gem of a game. It kind of feels like if Gauntlet and Zelda had a baby, though it’s better than Gauntlet, not as good as Zelda.

You play as this sort of spiritual angel entity, come to the world to save it from destruction, except the destruction has basically already happened. There are 7 stages, and each stage works the same basic way. You arrive into a barren area, then travel through one or more dungeon areas connected to the main hub. As you progress, you defeat enemy spawners by killing the enemies each one spawns, which allows you to free the souls of creatures, people, and related objects in each zone. Basically, once finished with an area, you’ll have constructed a little town.

This also occasionally means returning to the town to do little additional mini missions to unlock new abilities or weapons or armor in order to proceed. It’s a neat system. Sometimes you even have to return to previous areas to unlock new things. In fact it’s a bit required because you can’t complete the game without at least going back and unlocking the Phoenix spell.

An airship with an ignition, what will they think of next???

Along the way you also unlock more and more of the story. Most of the plot revolves around leader characters who knew of this character Dr. Leo, who was forced to develop a portal to the world of evil which is why the world has been wiped out. Or something along those lines. There are even a few twists along the way near the end that aren’t quite as expected.

New unlocks aren’t even necessarily straight upgrades either. Though they are an upgrade in base defense or offense, they often contain unique additional special abilities. Like wearing the bubble armor to navigate under water, or the Ice armor to navigate over certain hot spot floors (which even return in a later stage).

Finally, a shopkeeper in an RPG who APPRECIATES THE EFFORT.

Though this does lead to one of, if not my chief complaint on the game. You essentially have 4 equitable slots, sword, shield, magic and item. You can only have one active item at a time. This almost feels like a way for the designers to remove the ability to become a bit OP. Not all items are useful, but for example, you can carry one (freely replenished) medical herb, which will revive you upon death (once). Or a strange pot that lets you keep your magic points between deaths. Or other items like bracelets that let you take half damage or not spend magic, or do double damage. It kind of feels like, at the minimum, the herb and strange pot should just work automatically, since they are consumable items. The pots can’t even be obtained outside of regular game play, you just find them in chests.

I mean, I get that complaining about a 30 year old game is kind of pointless and all, but it’s worth mentioning. The game itself is still a lot of fun and it’s an interesting gameplay loop.