Posts by Ramen Junkie

It's got some pacing issues, especially early on and Marvel needs to seriously stop trying to CGI vehicles into scenes because they look stupidly fake every time. Otherwise it's a…

It's incredibly predictable in a Hallmark Movie kind of way but has a fair number of funny lines and moments.

Lots of flash, and a lot of middling slow exposition. There is almost a neat concept here but it doesn't really know how to present itself beyond flashy special effects.…

Basically circle jerky propaganda about the idea that a bunch of kids and yokels could easily fend off an invasion of trained Communist Soldiers.

It's honestly way better than I expected it to be.

It's exactly like that Joker movie everyone raves about except good.

A nice humerus and entertaining story about debt collection.

It's not bad but I wanted to like this so much more. It's just kind of... Wandering and feels kind of random. The climax was particularly bad and it mostly…

It honestly flows and works pretty well for a toy commercial. Well except for the inconsistent time it takes to travel back and forth from Cybertron to Earth and somehow…

Who keeps letting Shyamalan make movies?