Why is Cumberband so freakishly intense in this thing?
Also, within the span of like, five minutes, maybe even real time, Kirk goes from Captain of the Federation's most prized starship, back to academy cadet, back to First Officer, back to Captain.
Like... Why?
Also the transporters are always magically not usable (not broken, just not usable) during a million moments when they would be useful.
During the final sequence my wife turns and asks if they crash landed in the Marvel Universe.
