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What I’ve Been Playing – Mobile Pixel Games Edition

Things have been really heavily mobile gaming focused lately. I suppose its also worth mentioning, sometimes, often times, there are games that I don’t mention at all. Like when I spent ten minutes on some Steam game that was meh. Or the CAT CEO game I played for like, a day.

Games I am omitting this week because I barely played them…

  • A Godzilla Racing game.
  • Oregon Trail
  • Infinity Nikki
  • Unreal Life
  • Fortnite
  • That Cat CEO game
  • LinkedIn’s Daily Puzzle games
  • Sky: CotL

Loop Hero

I decided to dig a bit into what was available on Play Pass, since I pay for it, and use it, but could use it more. This is one I picked up there.

Its sort of an, auto playing RPG, though you do have to manage gear and planning out the map. Your character just walks around a looped path, and every round the enemies get harder. But you also get cards that you can play across the map to add power ups and harder enemies for better drops. Each loop you have the option to return to camp with your loot, though each loop resets everything.

Hence, Loop, Hero.

Its fun, I am starting to get some better strategies going for item placement and which stats are the best.

Balatro

I actually just bought this one, after a friend recommended it. It actually kind of reminds me of the sort of, gradual, subtle strategy, of Loop Hero, though way more cards.

You get dealt a number of cards (8 I think by default) and have to make Poker hands from them to tey to score points and beat the blind everytime. The trick is, the blind keeps going up and you need to upgrade points for hand types (Flush, Full House, etc), and use an assortment of Joker cards to beef up your combos and points.

I have a few good strategies but I have yet to make it past round 6/8, yet.

Like Loop Hero, every round you gain a few new unlocks, but everything resets otherwise.

Pokemon TCG Pocket

I am still… Diligently opening packs twice a day. I don’t like playing against people and the Expert AI opponents are cheap as hell impossible.

I kind of want to finish the set of cards, but I am not sure I will bother.

Throne and Liberty

I have almost completely stopped playing T&L. I could feel it coming, and it followed the usual pattern of, “I feel my interest waning” followed by “Lets push and play extra” after. Then Thanksgiving week was busy and I just sort of, stopped. I did all the available dungeons, I did all the quests, now its just, a repetitive gear grind. I can’t even transmog items to play dress up like in WoW, not without paying money. I feel like I have worn the same armor for 90% of the game now.

Beatstar

Another, “I can tell I am losing interest. I want to enjoy it more but its just, very repetitious. And I either instantly ace new song unlocks, or its an extreme tier track that I lose in Stage 2 at 10,000 points because hit detection on swipes is pretty ass for a game entirely built around hit detection.

Seriously though, look at these, they are cluttering things up and wrecking my “% Completed” on my profile.

What I’m Playing – Not Dead Yet Edition

I’m gonna be straight up here. I just have not really been much in the mood for writing and blogging lately.

In addition to just being busy lately, the latest news developments are just, very very depressing, to put it mildly.

Fortnite

I have not been really playing a lot of variety lately either. I have no interest in Fortnite OG 2, I didn’t care for OG1 either. The Music pass was… Weirdly easy to complete, because they changed how you gain pass tiers. I finished it in days and barely played. I didn’t get premium. I am not real big on Snoop or rap/hip hop. This also kind of killed any interest in playing because all of the featured tracks are basically 7+ difficulty on vocals and 1-2 difficulty on every other part.

I don’t like playing vocals.

Beatstar

I am also rapidly losing interest in Beatstar, the other rhythm game I have been playing on my phone. Its still enjoyable, but the replayability of tracks is kind of meh. I also can basically Gold most normal tracks in one play through. Platinum is less easy, and I have no double platinum tracks. Both of those feel like blind luck though. There isn’t really a good strategy for increasing how many Perfect+ vs Perfect hits you get.

Or the songs fall to the other end of the spectrum, which currently is 3 tracks for my 100 or so songs available. They are “Extreme” tier and I lose it randomly on stage 2 somewhere, usually because it doesn’t properly register a swipe arrow.

More irritating is that all of my unlocks now require like, 50 cards per genre. And card cases have 2-4 cards in them. This drip feed of content is excruciatingly annoying. They added in some ways to unlock more by watching ads but I have too many layers of blocking going on the ad mechanism barely works even after I opened a few pinholes for it.

The mobile ads are horrifically awful and weird too. And they are just for more games centered around shoving ads at you. How does this model even fucking work?

I would give them money to try to get some songs I want but the only way to get songs is a slot machine pull and I have no real interest in that crap.

Pokemon TCG Pocket

Though speaking of slot machine pulls, I decided to give the new Pokemon TCG Pocket a go. I can already tell its not going to last. Between in game tasks and general new game push, it really showers you with things early on. I have mostly been playing the vs AI battles, but not really playing a lot. Mostly just collecting up the cards.

I feel like I am pretty close to having the set despite not spending a dime, but also, I know this is how this crap works. That last basic Golbat card will have a .0000000005% chance of dropping ever. That sort of nonsense. You think its the fancy colored ones with strong legendary Pokemon, but its not. They give you those to keep the dopamine hits flowing while you chase the completionism of every trash Pokemon.

Pokemon Sleep

On a Pokemon Note, I also have spun up Pokemon Sleep again. It added support for 3rd party watches (Fitbit) and well, it works, but I really do not get the point of this thing. I may have already uninstalled it.

Throne and Liberty

Look at that, I said I had not been playing things and here I am, not even touching on what I have been playing yet. I have made it to the max level, I have started running some dungeons. I still have not tried all of the dungeons yet. Almost every boss has some point where they have a 1 hit KO mechanic. I have only played some of the easier to manage bosses, and even then I still die half the time.

I have gotten some good gear though. Though I need to figure out a better way to beef up my stamina/MP. I keep running out.

Just recently I also started doing some open world dungeons. I have all this weird currency and it keeps telling me “X currency is full so these new ones have been destroyed”. One of these currencies affects drops in open world dungeons. So I figured it was time to use some of it.

On regular currency though, I finally went broke. I kept feeling super rich, but recently found where to craft upgrade books for my high level gear. And I blew through several million in regular gold using up my crafting mats.

Easy come easy go I guess.

The Harris/Walz Campaign Fortnite Map

In case you didn’t catch the news, and it feels like it wasn’t exactly, “big news”, the Harris/Walz campaign has launched a Fortnite map as part of their effort to promote the Presidential campaign.  This was met with many people asking why they would try to market to a bunch of kids, which was met with the appropriate response that, there are plenty of voting age adults who play Fortnite, and the game is old enough that a lot of people who started as kids, are also old enough to vote.

It’s still kind of debatable if this map will really have any effect on anything, probably not.  It’s also not 07the first time Presidential Candidates have tried to “attract the young people vote” using “young people things”.  Biden/Harris apparently had an Animal Crossing map, Sarah Palin had a weird Steampunk comic book.

Seriously though, just look at this…

Anyway, the Harris/Walz map is called “Freedom Town USA”, which is a bit unfortunate because if you search for “Harris” in the map search, you get all of these click bate games.  There’s like, 5 people on these clickbait maps though, so I guess it’s not really a big deal.  

To make things even easier, the map code for Freedom Town USA is 733155366547.  Just search on that.  That’s why we have map codes.

Anyway, the map itself.  Just before anyone gets some weird idea about how custom maps work in Fortnite, this is not a battle map.  There are no guns, the game itself isn’t even all about guns at it’s core anymore, it has LEGO and a Music mode and a racing mode, and many custom player created maps, often with no weapons like tycoon idle maps and obstacle course maps.

The Harris/Walz map is… sort of an obby map.  I guess.  One of the main modes I used to play was obstacle courses (Deathruns) and this one is extremely weak if it were part o that category.  It takes place in a large generic city space, covered in inspirational billboards with Harris and Walz names on them.  You have several objectives to run through to complete the map, and there is no reward for finishing the map.  The objectives are essentially split across three parts.

During part 1, you head to 4 different places in the city, at, roughly the 4 cardinal edges of the map, to collect construction gear by doing various tasks.  Two of these tasks are short, weak obby courses.  One is a series of mini games, and the last is a short dirt bike race.  Oh wait, I guess I lied, there is a weapon, one of the mini games has you shooting targets with a bow.  There were other players around, I didn’t think to see what happens if you shoot the bow at them.

After collecting all 4 tools, you head to the center of the city to a little construction yard where you run around collecting construction material hidden around the containers to “build” a house.  This is the only part of the map with a real campaign message as there are pop up messages about Harris’ plans for helping out people dealing with the housing price crisis.

After finishing construction of the house you head to an elevator to the roof of a building.  Your first task is to collect 5 campaign posters which have blown away in the wind, they are all extremely easy to locate.  Then you go through another short and lame obby section before riding a loooong grind rail over the city to arrive at a campaign rally thing populated by Fortnite characters.

I was a little lost on my first try, and tried to take my motorbike into the elevator, which bugged the map and sent me trapped under the map.  On the second try, when I knew what to do, it took about 15 minutes to complete the whole run.  This includes a few minutes afterwards screwing around trying to jump off the building after the campaign rally.  Which you can’t do.  It just zaps you back.  You can’t escape the rally.  A few other slightly amusing notes…

  • I kind of feel like having obstacle courses in construction areas is not really up to “OSHA standards”.
  • The house you build is surrounded by barbed wire, which points inward, which implies keeping people trapped inside.  Hmmmm.
  • None of the characters at the final rally are licensed.  I remember seeing some repeats of Jonsey and Midas and some other very boring Fortnite characters
  • You can sort of steal the hoverboard from the hoverboard race bit it doesn’t really drive on land and disappears as soon as you get off.
  • You can steal a bike from the race.
  • There are cars near the initial spawn I missed my first run.  It’s much easier to navigate the city with a car.
  • The radio does not work in the car.  Probably to avoid the “illusion of an endorsement”
  • You can’t emote on the map, which is lame and boring.
  • The gold coins you collect seem to serve no purpose.
  • The entire map is pretty well designed, except the house you “build”, which feels really weirdly build and has a lot of alignment and clipping issues.
  • There are various USA Landmarks around the map to see, like the Statue of Liberty, the Gateway Arch, and the Liberty Bell.
  • There is some vague LGBTQ+ representation on the signs, they are few but some are rainbow designed
  • The map seems to only support maybe 4 people max.

Anyway, I always find these weird random cross-promotion maps interesting, and it’s kind of a shame they probably just sort of vanish into the ether after a while as the game updates.  As far as I can see there isn’t a “Trump Map”. If there was it actually would be kind of amusing if it also didn’t have any weapons allowed.

What I’ve Been Playing

Lets mix things up a bit here shall we?

Beatstar

So, Beatstar is a mobile rhythm game. Its not new, there have been like 40 some odd seasons of its pass which seem to last around a month or so. So, some 3+ years, at least.

Thats not important, its new to me.

I have made no secret that I enjoy music and rhythm games, and so I have been really enjoying this one. Its a bit different in feel than DDR or Fortnite Festival. There are only 3 lanes, so you can play with your thumbs. You also can’t miss a note, or you fail the song.

Its hard to take screen shots for a rhythm game in action…

I don’t super mind this, except there is a “pay to continue” mechanic that is annoying. I have managed to sprt of train myself to just “tap tap tap” down the countdown timer as soon as I fail. Its almost never worth spending gems to continue with one exception. There are these occasional events where you earn special points for prizes. You only get the points if you actually finish the song, so if you are doing well, and near the end especially, its worth paying the gems. You are basically spending nothing in gems to potentially unlock more tracks. On the scale of spending for songs, its literally the best value possible.

And the game does really try to get you to spend for songs. Its possibly going to be my downfall with this one. I like playing ot, but I am around level 10 (out of 27) and I am increasingly hitting slowdowns and roadblocks on new content.

Basically, I am going to get bored of this and playing the same songs over and over.

I have like 70 songs now, and I did spend a bit of money (one song pack and the current season pass).

You still get a lot of songs for free though just by playing. As you play you unlock cards through various means, collect enough cards in a particular genre and you unlock a song of that genre. The problem is, the more you unlock, the more cards you need. Initially it took like, 5 cards to unlock a box. Now, in some cases, it takes like 40.

The pass seems to work the same way, which is super discouraging for buying anymore passes, because I am not sure I can complete it and unlock all 10 songs. Tier 1 was like 10 Pass Points, I am currently at I think 50 needed.

Anyway, for the game itself I am pretty good, which is to be expected a bit. A lot of my common song fails seem to come from the occasional input lag, especially on swipe notes. And the songs I score low at are ones with a lot of dense notes. Hitting the notes is not the problem, but I find I start to slowly move up in temp during dense clumps, which leads to early hits which breaks the score multiplier combo.

Throne and Liberty

I started a new MMO, and its new to everyone, not just me. Someone I know was playing it. I actually have some potential posts about it written up but I am not sure I want to bother.

A lot of what has drawn me to this one is just how nice the visuals are. Its really nice looking and everything runs incredibly smoothly. It kind of reminds me a bit of Black Desert in that aspect. I have only been vaguely following the storyline, something about some sort of purple energy and an evil lady with a giant evil knight dude.

I am enjoying it so far, though having read into it a bit more it sounds like end game is a bit more PVP focused than I would care for so I am not sure I will go much beyond running through the main storyline and finishing out the base world.

Mirrors Egde

I mostly want to mention this one because its not the first time I tried to play it, and I really really WANT to like this game, but there is just something that keeps me from getting into it.

Super Mario Special

I found out about this game that I never knew existed recently, and decided to play it, via ROM hack. Apparently there was a sprt of, PC version of Super Mario Brothers put out by Hudson Soft in the 80s. It was on various platforms.

Its basically just, SMB with similar but different levels and some new enemies (well, old crab and fly enemies from Mario Bros) and power ups. Turns out the P Wing in Super Mario Brothers 3, was not the first time Mario had flying wings as a power up.

Sky: Children of the Light

I already wrote about the new season. I mostly wanted to mention that I apparently get a fair amount of search traffic related to this game and so I have started gathering some notes to maybe update some of those old guide posts I made a while back.

Sky: CotL – Season of Moomin

It’s time for a new season in Sky: Children of the Light.  This is another tie in season like the Season of the Little Prince and Season of Aurora.  This time around the world of Moomin and Moominvalley with the Season of Moomin.

So, in case you are like me, and in the US and (probably) a bit confused as to what a Moomin is, I figure a bit of a brief description is probably in order.  I’ve only barely heard of this property at all, and only recently a few months ago when I saw an add for some sort of Moomin related toys on Instagram.  Basically, it’s never really “been a thing” in the US.  I mean, maybe I just somehow missed it, buy I find that unlikely.  It’s pretty popular over in Europe and Japan though.  

The Jansson family has kept the rights of Moomins and controlled the Moomin Boom. The artistic control is now in the hands of Lars Jansson’s daughter, Sophia Jansson-Zambra. Wanting to keep the control over Moomins, the family has turned down offers from The Walt Disney Company.

— Wikipedia

Gee, I wonder why it’s not a thing in the US.  Kind of feels like the Mouse may have been keeping this one down in hopes of cashing in.

Anyway, it’s Sweedish/Finnish based children’s property created by Tove Jansson.  It follows the adventures of the Moomintrolls, large white hippo looking creatures, and thier various companions.  The art style overall is quite charming in my opinion.  It’s got a very interesting look to it, especially the non Moomin characters.

It feels like a pretty good fit with Sky’s world and aesthetic though.  I kind of like the crossovers that Sky does, but it also feels like they are hard to do because, not just anything fits.  They really couldn’t do a “Transformers Crossover” really, for example.  Aurora fit well, The Little Prince fit well, The Nine colored Deer fit well, the brief Cinnamaroll mini event was alright as well.  I think part of the key is that the property needs to have a sort of, soft-ish aesthetic and elicit a strong emotional response.

So the Season has just started, so there isn’t a ton to mention on the season itself aside from, this really feels more like what seasons should be in this game.  I started playing just before Season of Aurora, and have only skipped one season (Passage), but so far this season really feels like one of the more elaborate so far.  Even Season of Aurora, which had little mini stories paced to Aurora’s Music wasn’t quite this fancy.  Season of Moomin has it’s own special landing area with a little, sort of campsite.  Then the event itself takes place in (presumably) Moomin Valley, and tells a little story of an Invisible Girl named Ninny

After completing the first part, it unlocks a second little story thing where you travel around a building as an unlit Skykid.  It’s not clear what this is about, but I suspect more will be revealed as the Season progresses.

You can also return to Moomin Valley to simply, explore the world.  Exploring the world lets you interact with some other characters and mini stories.  The season also features some pretty nice Moomin Cosmetics, though the nicer ones are locked behind real money IAPs.

On a little last side note, there seems to have been a few additional changes to some of the game as well.  Old spirits in the world at large now have darkness plants enveloping them, and aren’t just sitting along hunched over in the world.  I didn’t use it, but I have also seen reports that the ability to use shared memories to quickly collect wax in each zone no longer works.  I’ve also noticed that the Nest size has been, adjusted,