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And now for your reading pleasure, the Lameazoid three part Anime Central EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Anyway, was back in December a guy I know asked if I wanted to go with him to Anime Central in Chicago in April. For the uneducated, Anime Central is an Anime convention. So I agreed and here we are today.

Friday

After a long boring car ride, and a conversation on just what we each mean when we say “Chicago”. He (Jason) seems to think Chicago is just some small bit of buildings near Lake Michigan. I prefer to think that the entire northeastern quadrant of Illinois is “Chicago”. But hey, considering he lives in Chicago (according to my definition) what would he know about what to call it?

So after arriving at the hotel and finding one of Jason’s friends who were already there, we parked the car and went to Registration. Somehow we managed to arrive at a great time, since the registration line was very short. The next few days, especially Saturday, it would end up lining the hall into the lobby of the hotel.

After Registration we ended up in the Dealer’s Room for the first time. Unfortunately there weren’t quite as many bargain prices as I had hopped. I did end up getting a couple of Robotech DVDs for only $10 a piece and a cheap Veritech fighter that actually transforms this trip. After a few games of some Macross shooter in the Video Game Room we decided to go ahead and bring in our bags.

Unfortunately we learned that magnetic card room keys are unreliable and we were locked out of the room. The worst part was the guy who had actually rented the room (Andy I believe) was nowhere to be found after about an hour of searching. So we decided to screw him and go eat anyway.

The local Denny’s was not very excited to see us come in I don’t think. They already had a huge group from the convention in there and the lady working the counter just seemed to assume we were with them. It took a bit of effort to convince her we were eating on our own and we had no relation to the other group already eating.

After returning to the hotel we finally found Andy in the room and brought in our belongings. We then got room keys for everyone (at least one of which ended up not working either), and the other three went off to watch Anime Hell or some such. I went to watch shows in the Video Rooms.

For the most part it was just Jin-Ro on Friday night . I stepped out a few times and watched a bit of anime hell, and finally ended up in there for the rest of the night. Anime Hell despite it’s name is not really anime it seems. For the most part it was just a bunch of silly shorts. Everyone went crazy over some really lame German singer named Heino. The highlights included a “Dig Dug The Movie” trailer and some Charlie Brown short where Charlie Brown goes berserk and kills everyone.

There was also a live action Devilman clip where Devilman grew to massive proportions to fight a huge monster in this city. Then instead of saving the city he started throwing the buildings at the monster. Just before that they showed a Live Action Spiderman clip where the guy Spiderman was fighting grew really big forcing Spiderman to call forth his uh, spaceship. Why Spiderman had a space ship I don’t know.

Next was something called Midnight Madness. They showed a pretty funny short called “Eva:ReDeath” and a “Otakumentary”, which were both sort of redubbed edits of Evangelion and a show I did not recognize. Well, the majority of Otakumentary was the one show, it had clips from several series in it. Finally we all headed back to the room to sleep.

Saturday

Saturday morning gave way to an overpriced breakfast I did not purchase. It was kind of a let down, not only had I been told there would be free breakfast, but for the price of the room there really should have been one. I mean the Motel 6 with it’s 30 bucks a night usually gives free coffee and donuts, what’s with this 12 dollars for breakfast shit? Heck 12 dollars is almost too much to pay for dinner much less breakfast.

Everyone else went on to the main room to watch anime Music Videos. I went back to watch more shows in the Video Rooms. Specifically one called Tenamonya Voyagers. Then Stopped off at the Music Videos room for a bit since there was a huge line to get into the dealer’s room. After a short break in the dealer’s room (Alphonse Special Ingram Model (5 dollars), and a pile of mini Robotech PVCs ($2 each)),I ended up watching Macross Saga in one of the video rooms. Actually I left and came back to Macross repeatedly throughout the afternoon between activities, including…

A Fan Fiction Panel – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Slayers Panel – Wow, what the heck are these people talking about? How do they get such outlandish out of the way questions? Actually I was mostly in this to get a decent seat for the next panel…

An Evangelion Panel – The only one I was at with Jason and his friend. The most exciting part I suppose was sitting a few seats from Tiffany Grant, who plays Asuka in the Dubbed version of Eva. It was kind of weird when she said anything because, well, she sounds like Asuka. She even spouted one of her lines at one point. Unlike the Slayer’s panel, I knew what these people were walking about for the most part, though they were pretty much the same standard questions you’d associate with the series.

Also there was a short tape of clips from the Japanese Director’s cut, which was accompanied by a short explanation as to who DIDN’T kill “you know who”. Then there was a free raffle of like 50 items, which I didn’t win any of. Jason and his friend both won things though.

I had been planning to at least step in for part of the Megatokyo panel but the line was massive and I left before the second panel on Sunday.

Back to the room after the Eva panel to decide what to do for supper. I ended up eating the other half of a sub sandwich I had brought so I would have enough time to see Metropolis. After about 15 minutes of Akira afterwards, it was time to sleep. It was still early but I didn’t want to fall asleep during the drive the next day.

Sunday

Sunday was pretty uneventful. In an ironic twist, Jason wanted to leave early so he could make it to his softball game that evening. Originally I had been saying I wanted to get back early, but now I was more than ready to stay longer. So after a final trip to the dealer’s room (Transformers PVCs, Duke Togo Action Figure), and an episode of Haunted Junction in the Video Rooms, we left for home.

After some horrible rain, I am here typing this up.

Mini Reviews

Jin-Ro

I’ll admit I didn’t watch all of this. Frankly it was just TOO BORING to sit through. I mean for a series with such huge bad assed super soldiers, it’s really fucking slow. This movie is an overly melodramatic retelling of Little Red Riding hood, if Red Riding hood was set in a super soldier filled Nazi Germany, where instead of Germans you have Japanese people.

The animation style was nice and fairly original I suppose. I don’t know if this story wanted to be a love story or a violent kill fest though. I’m leaning towards love story since there definitely wasn’t enough gory gunshot wounds.

Tenamonya Voyagers

I only saw more or less one episode of this series. After the tail end of one episode where a group of girls were blasting into space on a robot or a space ship or a whatever, the preview for the next episode consisted of a series of slides of the cast wearing various items with the name of that item spoken aloud by one of the characters. These items being used as clothes (as in the only thing being worn) were things like “flashlight” and “ping pong paddle”.

And well, the episode I did see all of (title: “Women in Hell”, did indeed have the cast wearing these various items. Apparently their ship had broken down, and the ship had become extremely hot. They wandered around a it randomly doing a “sound off” for pretty much no reason at all, till they found some other girl locked in a cabinet. After repairing the ship, they found they were plummeting into a nearby sun and after being betrayed by uh, someone, I couldn’t really tell which one it was, the escape pods were accidentally launched leaving half the cast stranded.

Using a moderately hokey solution of one of the characters “pitching” (as in baseball) the ship through the sun, they managed to save themselves and the episode ended. In general, the show did have some moderately funny slapstick going on, but the plot was extremely incoherent and random, and unless this was supposed to be some sort of parody, It was pretty lame really.

Macross Saga

Just a quick thing to point out. Many people complain about Robotech because it “butchered” the original source footage it was taken from. Now granted I only watched through the first dozen or so episodes off and on, but I just feel the need to point out, Robotech is pretty faithful to the way Macross is supposed to be, and if you think Robotech is bad then I guess I’m going to have to say, Macross Saga is just really that bad.

Metropolis

After hearing so many people mention this movie on RAAM (rec.arts.anime.misc), I decided since I could now see it for “free” I may as well. Initially I figured it was going to be a huge blade runner rip off plot wise. Instead it was just a rip off of pretty much every other Robot vs. Human anime ever created.

You see, in the future, People hate the robots for taking their jobs, so they have an underground revolution against the government, then crazy evil government based things happen to the heroine robot. Now how many shows can we relate that plot summary to?

On the flip side, this movie has VERY nice visuals. A neat original looking style that reminds me of anime like Astroboy in character design but not quite. The setting is the future city called Metropolis (I think that was the city’s name, it’s not that important), and it’s sort of the future if the 1920s United States had become the future. The only problem I have with this setting it makes for a few instances of “Why would they make the robot/machine/design/whatever do something in that manner? It’s pretty inefficient, I mean this is supposed to be the future!”.

Bottom line, nice nice visuals, mediocre rip off plot. Though the subtitled version was shown, I would suggest watching the dub if you can. You don’t want having to read the subtitles to distract from the images above them.

Haunted Junction

Unlike Tenamonya Voyagers, I’m quite sure this was a parody of some sort. I came in halfway through this show, so bear with me here. Basically it seems some Manga Artist (Manga-KA for those trying to impress people with their feeble grasp of Japanese) had somehow turned all his creations into real monsters. The hero, whom I know only as being referred to as “President”, probably for class President, was combating these evil Manga characters.

The best part was though, he fought them by throwing his seven badges in the air and summoning the school council or some shit. Most of the time he ended up with this pair of guys who would do their all powerful “Cossack Dance” which caused them to loose every time.

On to the enemies. There was the Sailor XO group, a blatant rip off of Sailor Moon, right down to falling for Council Member Red Mantle (a Red Tuxedo Mask); There was the obligatory group of robots, who were defeated by Council Member Mirror Girl, who was a girl in a mirror; Then finally, the uh, well I’m not sure who exactly, I think basically they were historical figures, they had to be defeated by having the Smart Girl Council Member outwit them.

The whole thing, like Tenamonya Voyagers seemed decent in a parody light. It was a bit off the wall in general though.

Cosplay Notes I only ended up with one cosplay picture, I guess I’ll post it here when it’s developed. The best one (read: LOL worst) was the huge bearded Sailor Moon guy. There was a pretty decent FFX group going around of Rikku, Yuna, and Auron. Also I came a cross a decent FF8 group as well. I wish I had gotten pictures of them both.

On an unrelated note, all of the Squall and Duo Maxwell (I think that’s his name) cosplayers I saw were girls. I’m not really sure why other than Duo has long hair, so it’s easier for a girl to do it and Squall is kind of girly looking I guess.

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