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While there seem to be quite a few people out there who dislike Gallagher and his mallet mashing shinanigans, it's not really that bad and it's only like half his act anyway. I mean it's what he is known for but the majority of his show is really just a bunch of clever (though occasionally hypocritical) standup comedy. Anyway, the live shows are nice if you don't end up on stage, because if you DO end up on stage you'll probably (READ: will) end up being put on the ass end of many jokes. Escpecially if you fuck up anything. But then laughing at other's misfortunes tends to be funny, so it's all good.
    On the other hand people tend to laugh at themselves and thier own misfortunes too, so you can still get that too. Really most people figure the harder they laugh at a joke the less likely people around them will suspect they (the laughing person) is really on the ass end of the joke. Anyone with half a brain should know that the person who laughs the hardest is the most guilty (which explains why I laughed when Gallager makes fun of people who wear socks with sandals). You see by laughing I can clear myself of any sort of hint that I do indeed wear socks with sandals.
    Unless you are some sort of minority or "equal rights activst" then chanses are you like Gallagher and have seen his work several times. I suppose though they probably don't show the anti-homosexual jokes on Comedy Central. Nor do they show the swearing with children on stage. Actually even if you find these jokes funny, chanses are you are still a conservative idiot who will be complaining about the vulgarity and andti-minority statements before getting back to your home. Don't be afraid, it's HUMAN NATURE to do so. You se we'd all like to think we are above laughing at such things, and later we feel regret. So unles you are really some sort of uncaring demon hiding in human skin, you may feel regret later. Just remeber IT WAS STILL FUNNY. HA HA Chow Mien and Fruit Coctail, the Sanfransico Treat.
    Aside from mildly rascist political humor and jokes about how stupid scociety is (it's funny cause it's true, laugh you fuck), the rest of the show may be preparing various disgusting pies for use in the Sludge-O-Matic (which is a fancy word for mallet). This could involve getting audience members on stage and making complete fools out of them, which is always funny. Then the climax of the show (ha ha eggs and marshmallows splatered together look like sperm), ends with Gallager and possibly some audience members smashin sthe shit out of the pies on stage and splattering them all over everyone in the first 50 rows. So don't wear nice clothes. And don't comment on the ride home about how badly it's going ot stain. If you care about that sort of shit you missed the point completly of the show.
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