A Baka and A Prince
By Jatalu

Goku. Vegita. Perfect Opposites. Low Class Soldier. High Class Royalty. Can the two put get along to save the planet once more from the clutches of an evil beyond the imagination of even a Saiyan Warrior? We'll see. Language and violence, nothing more. All comments to Jatalu@yahoo.com or Silvabolt@aol.com. This one's for you Ruby... you know who you are... Enjoy. Oh... DBZ disclaimers apply of course... 'cept for new attacks, they are mine... don't take my cash... besides, don't got much anyhow.

Goku felt the fericious ki of his opponent, Vegita, explode in energy. The Big Bang Attack bursted into Goku, instantly shredding his gi, leaving the warrior a dirty, bloody mess. Goku said, "Sheesh, Vegita, no need to..." Vegita said, "Quiet, idiot!," and with that teleported behind Goku to punch him, but was surprised as Kakarotto summoned up his ki into a energy ball, and bursted it into the Prince's face. Vegita was left wide open and got hit brutally by the new attack of Goku's. Vejita, after quickly eating half a senzu bean, said, "Kakarotto, what the hell was that?" Goku said, "Vejita... the name is Go--" The Saiyan Prince said, "BAKA!!!! WHAT IS THE ATTACK CALLED!!!!!" Goku meekly said, "Kentizu." Vejita laughed hilariously and said, "What the hell? That is the stupidest..." The "baka" laughed and said, "Want me to do it again, my prince?" Vegita supressed a laugh and quickly brought up another subject, but it was too late. Goku powered up to Super Saiyan in his anger and said, "YOU LAUGH???? KENT...IZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The energy ball was magnified by the intense increase of strength in Super Saiyan and it hurtled towards the Prince.

The Prince screamed in anger, pushing his body into SSJ2 mode, barely teleporting away, seconds before the blast could disintegrate him into Hell. Goku's rage slowly boiled down, knocking him down into regular Saiyan mode. Vegita on the other hand, he was ticked off. Vegta began a wonderful string of curses insulting everything he hated. Vegita ended the marvelous string of vulgarity with a new attack. Vegita hollered, "Tele-Smash!!!!!" The Saiyan charged his hand into energy then shot off weak jolts of energy. Goku held out his hand, easily absorbing the energy, only to realize it was a decoy as he heard the wonderful crunch of Vegita's hand against his leg. Goku pulled a senzu bean and gulped it down, immeaditely restoring his smashed leg into normality. Goku said, "What's wrong, Vegeta?" Vegeta had finally calmed down... to Vegita's level of sanity. Vegita said, "Kakarotto! What the hell is wrong with you? That blast could've killed me..." Goku said, "Wha? You're kidding right? I barely pushed any energy into it." Vegita said, "Low class fool. Hungry, baka?" Goku's eyes opened in glee. He was so energitic about this new idea, before Vegita could mutter the words "Lets g-" Goku had powered up in a burst of raw energy and had flew off towards Capsule Corp.

Goku arrived and scarfed down at least 20 pounds of food before Bulma could say "Hey, Goku, how's Chi-Chi and the kids?" Goku, in ripped gi and all, mumbled an inconcievable answer and continued to scarf down food. Vegita bursted in speed and joined his fellow Saiyan in devouring all the food. Bulma timed their eating, and it took them about 3 minutes to destroy all the food. Bulma screamed, "TRUNKS! GOTEN!!!!" The two jolted down to the kitchen. (Oh, sorry, this story takes place 5 years or so after Buu's "rebirth", or sometime before GT and the kids slip into teenage stage.) Bulma quickly gave them a huge paper list and before the two could complain, Bulma gave them an evil look only a mother could achieve. The two powered up to SSJ and speeded off with the credit card of Billionare Bulma. Vegita and Goku were talking. Goku said, "So, Vegita? How is all?" Vegita "humphed" in his usual manner and said, "Fine, Kakkaroto, how yours?," Vegita asked unusually. Goku, taken back by this Vegita quickly said fine. Vegita queried, "Kakkaroto, do you miss Vegita?" Goku said, "Nani? You're right he--" Vegita quickly smacked the less than brilliant Goku upon the head and said, "No, fool. The Planet." Goku was rather angry. What the hell was he supposed to say? Goku said, "Don't know. Got shipped off before I got a chance to see it." Vegita smirked at this point. It almost stung the Prince. The Prince pondered on hitting Kakkaroto, but felt no need to. The man had saved him and his family countless times, though his pride wouldn't let that knowledge slip into his head.

Goku lifted himself off the kitchen table, and said his goodbyes. Vegita said, "Kakkaroto, no more training?" Goku looked at Vegita and sighed in tiredness and said, "Well... Ok. I suppose so. After 6 PM, fly to the... place." Vegita was suprised now. Kakkaroto never went to the area. It was 5 PM, and Goku flew off to his Capsule House. At 6 PM, Goku said bye to Chichi, who grumbled in anger about Goku training again, and Gohan also said bye, watching TV. At 6:03, the Prince turned off the crap spewing out of the electronic box his son and that baka's son were always seemingly fixated on. Vegita flew to the mountains. Goku arrived at the mountains, as did Vegita. Vegita said, "Why, Kakaroto? This place has been a death land for years." Goku quickly said, "Well, my leige, it was your Ozzaru form that did this." Vegita was stung by the words and said nothing as rage filled his every cell, pushing them into overdrive, letting his muscles increase in power. Vegita glistened in his golden hair. Goku said, "How do find the rage, Vegita? The rage to go on with such mighty power. To become Super Saiyan anytime?" Vegita said, "Shut up and fight." The two sparred for an hour, blocking each other's moves, at times fighting in SSJ, and at times on their own. Goku finally ended the long sparring match with a perfect uppercut to Vegita's jaw.

As Vegita rubbed his sore jaw, Goku asked, "Vegita, do you ever worry about... your son?" "Trunks? He's fine..." Vegita muttered. Gok was now the one slightly enraged. Goku said, "No, stupid! Trunks... of the future." Vegita flushed in anger and said, "Kakkaroto, you had your freaking medicine, his future is fine. Now, get off the stupid subject." Goku quieted down and started a flurry of more natural questions. Vegita, more comfortable with this less philisophical, more stupid ally, answered the questions. As the two finished the chat, they sped thier seperate ways. This training, talk pattern went on for seemingly weeks, and then...

Goku spun around and smashed Vegita in his abdomens. Vegita limped to the floor, seemingly dead from this brutal attack. He started moaning and groaning. Goku said, "Vegita! You OK?" Vegita smiled eveilly and said, "Yeah, I'll feel better. Like, now." Vegita fazed behind Goku and slashed him with energy, burning the fighter. Goku was furious. He laughed and said, "Big mistake, Vegita." Goku was ferocious. He felt the burning energy surge through him. The hair of black turned into a striking gold as it lengthened dramatically. Goku was in SSJ3. Vegita almost quivered. Goku ferociously jumped into the air and said, "Vegita, don't do that ever again. Ja-zuio Me YA!" Vegita was now puzzled. What the hell did the idiot say? Goku flashed to the ground in Vegita's moment of confusion and pummeled him to a pulp. Goku said to the bloody Vegita, "The words were a distraction to speed down and beat the living crap out of you. Here." Goku tossed a bean into Vegita's mouth, giving the fighter strength.

Vegita grumbled angrily, and said, "Kakkaroto, I went totally easy on you." By now, Goku's rage had boiled down to Regular Saiyan Level. Goku brushed through his spiky black hair and said, "Sure, Vegita. Whatever you say." Vegita switched the subject masterfully as he said, "How do you do it? Go to SSJ3?" Goku scratched his head and said, "Fighting." ::Vegita falls to the floor, Anime style:: As he rubs the dust off his face, Vegita says, "No, stupid... how?" Goku said, "I don't know, Vegita! I'm just a stupid idiot remember?" Vegita said, "No, you're not, you just act really dumb sometimes." Vegita pondered and thought, "What the @%#! did I just say?" Goku thought, "Yum, I'd like some roast lamb..." Suddenly, a gigantic rumble shook the very core of the mountains. Goku grimaced as the image of roast lamb popped out of his head. Vegita just grumbled in anger. The two Saiyans shot off, intertwining, into the sky to meet this... Earthquake like monster. The two Saiyans slowly appraoched the dusty earth beneath them, seeing a significantly sized ship. It was rather large. Yet only one man came out of the ship. Goku and Vegita looked at each other, and then scanned the power of this burly alien. It had an enermous power, almost 1,000,000,000! Goku thought about how they'd beat this one. The huge, blue alien scratched it's head, and said, "Presenting... Lord Trjin!!!!!" Behind this monster appeared a shorter, stockier fellow, who held some sort of Energy Saber. Goku shot into the air and prepared to KameHameHa the fellows. Vegita whipered in fear. He knew who Trjin was and quivered like a child.

Trjin said, "Goodbye, Vegita, son of Vegita." The small Alien charged up an unknown energy and shot off the blast. It slowly lingered towards Vegita and as he heard Vegita's screams of help, Goku desperately tried to save his comrade.